I really miss him. I keep remembering him. Ever since sixth grade, I would come up to him in the hall and say "Hey Chris, if you pat your...

I have a friend named Sea Turtle. Sea Turtle reminds me of my brother. Sea Turtle is methodical and often has problems with the...

So I tried Panera's barbecue chicken mac and cheese today. This combo did not taste as good as Panera's normal mac and cheese. Simplicity...

--Hi, what seems to be your problem? --Well, sometimes I'm awkwarder than a potato in a tomato patch. --Huh? --You know, cause a tomato...